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About: Lena | 20 | Germany
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tits, fandom stuff, asses, personal & history related posts

University Marburg
Studying to become a History & English teacher!







Slytherin house pride.

my face     

WESTEND

WESTEND

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WESTEND

WESTEND

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some day tho

some day tho

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Watch Emma’s speech and take action

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nintendontdodrugs:

Chris Ramsey calling out Katie Hopkins for her views on fat people.

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minimalist tolkien
→ ladies of tolkien pt. IV

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  • Men:Men are simple creatures.
  • Men:Women are too complicated.
  • Men:Boys will be boys.
  • Men:Girls who dress slutty don't respect themselves.
  • Men:Men are like lions; you can't dangle meat in front of their faces and expect them not to want to eat it.
  • Men:Women are so emotional, always overreacting to little things.
  • Men:Women aren't funny.
  • Men:Women are so shallow.
  • Men:Women never say what they mean.
  • Women:I don't feel safe around men because of the abuses and assaults I've experienced throughout my life.
  • Men:NOT ALL MEN!!!
  • Men:These generalizations are harmful!
  • Men:Don't fight hate with hate!
  • Men:Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

And the cry goes out
They lose their minds for us
And how it plays out 
Now we’re in the ring
And we’re coming for blood

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animalaspects:

animalaspects:

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!
The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 
See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!
Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)
If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

Please don’t let this die

animalaspects:

animalaspects:

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!

  • The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
  • Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
  • The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
  • Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
  • Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
  • Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
  • In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
  • Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 

See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!

Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)

If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

Please don’t let this die

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How to have sex
  • Boy:can I put my finger in your belly button?
  • Girl:yeh sure
  • Girl:that's not my belly button
  • Boy:that's not my finger

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earthseed-fic:

copperbadge:

agents-of-frickle-frackle:

*nick fury voice* phil i told you YOU CAN’T KEEP ADOPTING STRAY PEOPLE NO MATTER HOW ATTRACTIVE THEY MAY BE

Theoretically now there’s nothing to stop him.

His mid-life crisis Plane Of Hot Weirdos just became an entire International Espionage Organisation Of Hot Weirdos.

this made me giggle so hard

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